Sms-Jokes
1. Life survives on changes - never avoid them. Rather accept every change as a challenge Either it will give you success or will teach you how to succeed.
2. Judge a man by the reputation of his enemies.
3. A passionate drinker: `I trust whisky more than a girl, because it damages my kidneys not my heart.`
4. The most time you will have to spend in your life is with yourself. So make yourself as interesting as possible.
5. retty Girl: It must have taken a lot of courage to rescue me as you did?
Santa: Yes, I had to knock down three other guys who were trying to rescue you.
